Originally, there were no New Year’s plans. Now that it has been established I will be stuck as the closing host on New Year’s Eve AND New Year’s day, there are a thousand New Year’s plans.

This is annoying for the obvious reason. I mean, who the hell would want to spend their holidays dealing with idiot customers at T.G.I. Friday’s? Exactly. Fucking damn, man. I need to find a real job already.

Yup. That was me complaining about something dumb for no reason. That’s the life I live.